"TANAH TUMPAHNYA DARAHKU"
Friday, December 14, 2012
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Saturday, January 29, 2011
Alahai Pengutip Dana, sungguh kasihan
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Diari Perjalanan Hari Ini Bhg 2
Diari Perjalanan Hari Ini Bhg 1
Kisah Solat
Bab solat ni, Insya Allah aku rasa kepada para jejaka yg nak kahwin ramai yg cuba refresh balik ilmu solat, even ada yg bertanyakan aku macam2 pasal solat dan persoalan yg bakal di'cuba' sblm akad nikah atau sblm menjadi suami/isteri smoga kita akan praktikkan ilmu yg kita tambah dan perbaharui tu,kenapa aku cakap perbaharui...sbb solat yg kita bawa kadang2 utk sesetengah Muslim adalah ilmu budak2, solat photostat bukan solat ilmiah, [aku pn sama dengan je] mungkin tahun baru ni aku bertekad, paling tidak pn aku refresh maksud2 lafaz dalam solat termasuk surah Al-Fatihah dan surah2 lazim yg aku sering ulang aku mengajak jua kepada yg baca ni utk sama2 menambah ilmu...satu lagi perkara yg ustaz tersebut sarankan... 'kuat'kan ilmu cara bacaan Al-Fatihah yg betul...penting sebab surah berkenaan adalah salah satu rukun solat ... smoga sedikit ilmu yg aku kongsi ni bermanfaat utk semua ... klau dulu 'kita' tergolong dalam 80% muslim yg jarang sempat bersolat 5 waktu, jangan kita jatuh ke dalam golongan yg jarang2 bersolat atau cuma bersolat Jumaat sahaja...mari kita masuk dalam golongan 1% yg menunaikan solat jemaah di masjid..Insya Allah a'la kullihal ... selamat beramal
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
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Sunday, January 23, 2011
HARD CORE jokes...
A man walks into a building and tells the manager that he wants to join their organization. The manager says, "Okay, but there is one rule you have to follow. You cannot get an erection while you are trying to join this group." The man says O.K.
He is stripped of his clothing. A bell is tied around his penis and he is put into a room with nine other men who are also trying to join. Then a naked woman is sent walking across the room and nine bells are quiet, and his is ringing away. The man begs for another chance and is given this chance.
The woman walks by again and again the man's bell rings again. The manager says to the man, "Pick up your stuff and go. You are unfit for this organization."
As the man bends down to pick up his stuff, the other nine bells start ringing.
*An accountant for the mob*
There was this man that was an accountant for the mob. He happened to be deaf and mute. While working for the mob he collected over 500,000 dollars by stealing from the books.
The mob boss finds out about this and sends two hitmen to his house. Since the accountant was deaf and mute his brother translated what his brother said.
Hitman: where is the money?
Accountant signs he does not know
Brother: he said he does not know
Hitman: tell us where the money is or we will kill your wife and kids, burn down your house, and castrate you!
Accountant signs fast and furiously that the money is in a safe that is hidden in the floorboard of his closet and gives the combination.
Hitman: what did he say?
Brother: you don't have the balls!
*Unique Advertisement*
A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy Poole, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"
She yells, "Whose Jimmy Poole?"
This kid in the back stands up and says, "I'm Jimmy Poole."
"Well, Jimmy, your staying after school!"
The very next day when the substitute teacher walks in, she looks up at the blackboard and written on it, it says, "PAYS to ADVERTISE."
*Will it hurt Doctor?*
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
Happy reading ... that's all for now folks see ya next time

