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24 January macam2 ada

Mula-mula skali aku mesti mengucapkan tahniah buat Datuk Lee Chong Wei kerana memenangi Malaysian Open ... Taufik Hidayat pn kira okla walaupun bukan Lin Dan,aku sempat tgk saat2 akhir ja pn match ni, blog ni 'lag' satu hari sbb smlm aku balik rumah terus pengsan penat..korang bleh drive motor 60km/- satu hari suntuk ka?berhenti isi minyak ja...aku buat 7 hari berturut2, penat sioott aku bukan rider la sangat.

Harini [bersamaan tarikh blog] otw ke tempat kerja ja dah dipersaksikan dgn pelbagai jenis kemalangan di jalanraya dan highway, kecut plak aku dibuatnya...tgh memecut 120km/jam bukan all the way tapi kekadang[max moto aku ni lepas 'koyak' minyak full] terus aku slow kan jadi 90-100 km/jam sbb risau melanda, jambatan plak 'jem' bila aku sampai, Isnin mesti banyak kenderaan atas jambatan nak masuk Penang, feri pn sama ja. Macam la Jumaat bila nak keluar dari Penang.Masuk ofis sedikit lewat tapi sign 'Close' masih tertera kat pintu masuk, takkan smua kena Monday Blues kot?tengok dalam smua dah sampai, ada 2 3 muka jeling je kat aku, I don't give reason ok, my bad for showing up late,want reason ask me lah [kerek je bunyi kan].

Harini cam besa, kerja aku surfing web kerajaan utk isi borang APDL dan 7(f) ... klau korang kerja dgn developer/pemaju perumahan, korang fahamle apa yg aku cerita ni...klau tak,harap maaf :P... sekian utk kali ini

HARD CORE jokes...

Mild reading for the faint heart hahaha sorry for any excessive word or impression ... just enjoy reading and please have wild imagination about it :P

*Bizarre interview*

A man walks into a building and tells the manager that he wants to join their organization. The manager says, "Okay, but there is one rule you have to follow. You cannot get an erection while you are trying to join this group." The man says O.K.

He is stripped of his clothing. A bell is tied around his penis and he is put into a room with nine other men who are also trying to join. Then a naked woman is sent walking across the room and nine bells are quiet, and his is ringing away. The man begs for another chance and is given this chance.

The woman walks by again and again the man's bell rings again. The manager says to the man, "Pick up your stuff and go. You are unfit for this organization."

As the man bends down to pick up his stuff, the other nine bells start ringing.

*An accountant for the mob*

There was this man that was an accountant for the mob. He happened to be deaf and mute. While working for the mob he collected over 500,000 dollars by stealing from the books.

The mob boss finds out about this and sends two hitmen to his house. Since the accountant was deaf and mute his brother translated what his brother said.

Hitman: where is the money?

Accountant signs he does not know

Brother: he said he does not know

Hitman: tell us where the money is or we will kill your wife and kids, burn down your house, and castrate you!

Accountant signs fast and furiously that the money is in a safe that is hidden in the floorboard of his closet and gives the combination.

Hitman: what did he say?

Brother: you don't have the balls!

*Unique Advertisement*

A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy Poole, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"

She yells, "Whose Jimmy Poole?"

This kid in the back stands up and says, "I'm Jimmy Poole."

"Well, Jimmy, your staying after school!"

The very next day when the substitute teacher walks in, she looks up at the blackboard and written on it, it says, "PAYS to ADVERTISE."

*Will it hurt Doctor?*

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"

The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."

"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.

"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."

"Like this?"

"A little more..."

"Like this?"

"No. A little more..."

"Like this?"

"Yes. Does that hurt?"

"A little bit."

"Now stretch it over your head!"

Happy reading ... that's all for now folks see ya next time

Work at Google...berapa pekerjanya di Malaysia?

Posting di kala bosan di opis ni, kerja aku kena tunggu kerja orang lain habis...klau aku datang kerja harini tapi kerja yg aku tunggu tak sampai2, agak2 apa yg aku sedang buat...so di samping aku tgh dok convert pdf files kepada tiff dan jpeg, aku dok convert wmv kepada mpeg ...smua jenis makan masa...aku surf dulu, konon2 nak mintak kerja di Google macam mana?...tadak advertisement...so terjumpala aku mamat [mamat meh?, lengchai la kot lebey proper] namanya Hanson Toh bleh la refer blognya atau cari profile dia di google search...klau korang nak kenai dia dan nak tau macam mana dia bleh bekerja di Google,interested education background...lepas aku baca, agaknya aku langsung tak seswai, manatau klau korang seswai ... check this out http://hansonatlarge.blogspot.com/ atau cari link macam ni sama http://www.linkedin.com/in/hanson

Apa2 pn ni cuma nak buka sket mata kita ... orang Malaysia pn ada kerja utk company yg ternama, I mean normal Malaysian la kan [does going to Harvard or Oxford consider normal?,just asking hihi ] .... selamat membaca

Salam sejahtera dan Salam satu Malaysia... [pengantar diri =

aku,korang,hangpa dsb]

Mungkin agak proper kepada sesetengah pihak utk aku address kan yg aku rasakan diri ini sedang bengong bukan bingung, posting yg saling tak tumpah seperti zaman aku ligat berblog dahulu mungkin tiada lagi, sentuhan inspirasi yg dahulunya kini menjadi sentuhan kecundang... klau dulu aku berlari2 dalam mengarang blog saling tak tumpah seperti mempunyai kolum tersendiri dalam akhbar harian,ada topik dan isi mencurah2 ada dateline, habis kelas je di U terus mengadap desktop mengarang bahan2, diam tak diam ramai yg tak tahu aku terlibat dalam projek webmaster U aku,low profile tapi aku tak tahu nak berlagak sedangkan hati ini kekadang memiliki rasa cemburu kepada kawan2 yg glamourous sangat bila bleh tulis blog sikit2. hihi...skrg masih peringkat warming up..aku telah meninggalkan arena blogging ini sudah agak lama, laman minda utk ber blog sudahpn bersawang, agaknya nanti CNY (Chinese New Year) yg akan datang ni aku akan cuba menyelak kembali kisah2 atau topik2 lalu utk aku karangkan di dalam blog ni, try to keep it up kembali...dulu maintain 3 blog dalam masa yg sama merupakan hobi dan passion aku, blog cari makan,photoblog dan blog di friendster...skrg smua sudah terkubur, ada yg cakap aku kembali dari hiatus ...tapi okla kan...

Utk aku warming up ni aku rasa biar aku buat posting berkenaan minat dan interest aku kan ...yg follow pn skrg kawan2 yg aku bgtau suruh follow jadi aku tiada kipas susah mati or anybody interested... next posting will be about marriage lepas tu life after marriage supaya ada yg bleh

baca pendapat dari aku ...aku akan post di FB dan maybe aku akan cuba belajar mengarang blog dgn lebih proper sbb apa yg aku tau skrg tak banyak melainkan kena ingat balik --- owh please recall... aku rasa aku nak kena surf blog orang dan tgk macam mana penulisan yg proper utk aku pula... klau nak tgk gaya penulisan aku yg dulu bleh visit http://rafique8.blog.friendster.com/ ... dulu aku meraban banyak di sini sbb seronok2 aku menulis ja... selamat membaca dan berblog kalian ...

Mari menghapus rasa bosan di pejabat

Tajuk tu berkenaan masa di pejabat aku yg bosan kekadang aku hapuskan dengan membuat simple origami utk kegunaan pejabat di kawasan cubicle aku...aku ada cubicle kah?...ada meja yg ber partition kira macam dok dalam cubic juga la tu ekkk...

memula yg aku buat ialah I-Phone Dock, ni kira klau besar, I Pad pn bleh...simple tapi praktikal... pastu aku buat benda2 alah macam kotak...dan kekadang aku buat binatang2 ... meja aku banyak gak origami skrg :P bweekk lantak la opis mate nak kata apa... cuba try link ni http://officeorigami.blogspot.com/, banyak gak idea baru kat sini http://www.tinyshiny.com

have fun dan selamat beramal .... hihi jgn mengulat lama2 dah la...ni utk yg masa nya free dan mungkin banyak 'used' paper atas meja

Berkongsi sedikit tentang link2 utk orang yg buat kerja pejabat...utk kemudahan nak convert upper/lower case [huruf besar atau huruf kecil] sesuai utk kegunaan dalam word/excel/access, jadi kepada yg nak guna sila klik link ni dan guna...utk memudahkan kerja ...

http://www.convertcase.net/

Tgh dok susun perkakasan :P

Ermm posting masih terus berposting tapi tak publish dan share sbb masih mencari susun letak widgets dan gadgets yg nak di slot in...sukar rupanya nak start kembali ber blog,ilmu scripting pada 2002 dahulu sudah berlainan dgn skrg,kemudahan template yg diberi membuatkan aku malas nak recall kembali [dan sudah tentu nak selongkar cari balik buku2 rujukan menjadi masalah kemalasan] ... posting ini ditaip 2 hari sblm sambutan Thaipusam di Malaysia...aku?tak cuti off course, tiap2 kali aku sampai opis aku akan teringat senyuman anak aku waktu tidurnya,biar aku bangun seawal pagi pn aku akan tersenyum,at least tangisan anak aku tu menandakan dia mahukan sesuatu,aku lebih risau kalau seharian anak aku tak menangis atau berbunyi.

Kepada yg baca jua posting ini dan posting pertama...Thank You for reading, be sure to tune in...InsyaAllah after CNY aku akan publish smua posting dan share [tak sangka ada yg email tanya samada aku akan berenti berblog atau aku akan re-continue], tgk ni ... aku dah restart kan? writing is my hobby and I do like art very much.[ aku dah mula nak 'rojak' bahasa ni, well that's me off course] ... aku suka berblog equivalent dgn menulis, banyak hasil penulisan aku skrg tersimpan di dalam kotak2, bila nak mengemas rumah kekadang aku akan ambil 2 jam utk baca hasil penulisan aku,ada yg dah jadi kenangan manis dan pahit, kenapa aku dah tak aktif menghantar karya? sebab dulu aku hantar pn aku jarang mendedahkan identiti....nama pena le konon,tapi yg pastinya bukan nama pena 'wajib tayang' ataupn LordOfNikon ataupn anggur mahupn sikat ok ...hihi 2 B con't